American Idol Rocks.

Wooing, I have hit an all time low.

Now, I thought it was pretty bad when I shed tears during the season finale of Season 2 of Rock of Love Charm School, but tonight during American Idol, I shed some tears for the blind singing dude at the end of the show. Go ahead and laugh at me now, but I will go to sleep tonight knowing I have a heart.

A couple of observations on tonight's show. First, why why WHY do the Vietnamese think we can sing? We can't ... and it's okay. They kicked America's ass with crappy weapons and tunnels ... just be happy about that. Anyway, out the gate, some cat named Tuan Nguyen did his version of "singing." What an embarassment ... doesn't he know anything about saving face? His poor family. Well, I will take comfort in knowing that we have a Top Chef and ruled on Project Runway, so represent my peoples. Wait, does this mean I have to claim Tila Tequila too? Ick. At least Tuan Nguyen sings better than William Hung, so I'm gonna have to say that Team Vietnam wins in the AI showdown of sucky Asian singers.

HATED the bikini babe ... hot body (I would kill for her ass), but definitely NOT likeable and sings like my 3 year old niece. She won't make it past the Hollywood tryouts, so what a waste of my viewing time.

Happy the cute girl who befriends old people made it through.

Sexual Chocolate? haha ... why oh why did he think it was a good idea to have that tattoo'd on his back? Now that is a douchebag. He should start telling people that he was drugged and kidnapped, and when he woke up, Sexual Chocolate was inked on his back (and maybe throw in something about waking up in a tub full of ice missing a kidney) ... cuz, that's the only way it would be acceptable.

My front runner is the dork who Simon didn't like. He's a bleh singer, but he's smart and witty ... tried to make some really bad jokes and it was so bad that it was funny. I dig him. Plus, he used "literally" correctly, which is always a plus in my book.

I love me some American Idol.