Um, hello, MacGyver. WTF?!? I must bow down to the master. Hands down, you win in the battle of skillz. The only time I use my Tweezerman and double-sided tape at the same time is when I'm trying to get lucky in a skanky dress. Though, in my defense, I think you're more of a mechanic than IT.
And, who said we wouldn't talk shit about people on this blog? Do you even know me?? And, no need to show restraint just because I shared the news of the blog with our friends (hello friends). I doubt we'll get regular readers ... we're not that entertaining.
A couple of things about your most recent post:
1. You met THE couple ... haha. I find the female condescending and a little stand-offish. Bad vibes from that one -- let me know when you get to know her better and if you agree. Perhaps I met her on a PMS day and it is not a true reflection of her personality. As for the random friend who kept talking about maids ... well, I'm kind of speechless. What world does she live in??!!?? Dude, we're in a global economic crisis and the lady's measure of how much she's been affected is the number of times she can get her cleaning lady in?? You should accidentally-on-purpose trip her when she's walking.
Though, in the spirit of full disclosure, I can't hate on that girl too much because I kept my cleaning person even after I quit my job. I vowed never to clean another toilet once I started making money, so I can't go back. I gagged when you told me the story about cleaning your father-in-law's dookie stains ... so gross.
2. Billionaire hotel moguls? Uh, what world do YOU live in??!!?? AND, when do I get to meet them? I make a great concubine.
3. You can't be over the do-gooder cuz you haven't even met him yet! I like an underdog, plus he's just a decent guy all around. Although, maybe a little on the too nice side ... like this is all a big ploy to land me and then when I fall in love, he'll turn into some crazy abusive husband. Paranoid? Well, I just saw that J.Lo movie "Enough" on TV ... and well, if it is in the movies, it must be real.
AND, YAY THAT YOU'RE COMING BACK!!! That's great news! Although, that might lead to the demise of this blog ... I mean, why blog to each other when we can meet for fried pork chop?
Oh, fried pork chop! Why must you taste so delicious?
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