what can we talk about on the blog?

I think it's time to start talking shit about people on our blog. It was only a matter of time. For me, only my second entry. I can't believe you can still hold out. Although, I feel as though I might have to restrain a little because I noticed that you have informed our friends about our new project. Hello friends.

Anyway, I met THE couple and their dog last night. You're probably right about the girl but I was too distracted by my annoyance for this other girl who joined us for the evening. She was a nightmare, dishing out indirect insults all night. She moved here with her husband last February and she doesn't work just like me. She didn't want to seem like a brat so she was like my maid only comes twice a week and she only cleans. (Stuck up hand gestures were involved when she spoke). Um, I'm like, I don't have a maid at all. And she was like, oh, why wouldn't you? I guess you had to be there. Man, it's the morning after and I'm still annoyed.

In other news, life is proceeding as norm. A couple nights ago, I hung out with some billionaire hotel moguls, comparing net worths. Of course, I did not partake in that game. My lawyer in Switzerland, possessing all of my personal info, got blacklisted by the government yesterday. I'm pretty sure I'm not allowed in that country anymore. This is top secret, I guess I shouldn't be posting it on our blog. Lastly, my puppet master father inlaw is taking all our money and buying a house that we will live in. Mind you I'm still in China and I have not seen the house. Somehow I don't get mad anymore. Oh and yeah, btw, I'm moving back for good in January.

As for you, at least you are getting out of the apartment. Ha ha ha, I just figured out Hollywood Nails!!! Good one, high five. So, you didn't ask the do gooder to tag along. Yeah, he's out in my book. I'll give you props when you don't make contact with Blackstar for three month straight and he sends you a fat check in the mail. That's the least you deserve from him. Props for Whitestar and his skills?

Are we now competing in our tech skills? Our radiator broke. I took it apart with my Tweezermans. Rewired it (more than 5 wires involved). Added some doublestick tape in the mix. Put it back together and ta da, it works now. Pat on the back from the husband. However, I think you win, cause you can set up wireless internet.