A house of Maynards, my dream come true. Another reason to get a maid too. This Maynard is super cute. Is he still available? You and my sister keep on sending me pictures of cute dogs. I think she wants me to raise some pets for her too. Oh man, poor hubby.

Dude, you really have to have a long torso to pull off those boobs. She has an abnormally long torso cause she has the boobs, yet you can still see a couple inches of belly with button. GROSS! Why do you want to look at that?

Lastly, I just need to comment on our friend, Hollywood Nails. Tell me if this is not exactly what you expect from her. Okay, so she rides her bike to dinner last night. She takes off her helmet (glamorously) and sits down across from me. Immediately, I notice all the shiny things radiating from her upper body. She has a diamond tennis bracelet, a diamond watch, a huge pair of diamond earrings with an even bigger diamond pendant to match on her neck, a huge ring on her left hand, and a diamond encrusted band on her right hand. Got the picture. I'm like, she's riding her bike alone in the dark, when diamonds are extra sparkly. Some insane person could just pull her off her cute little bike and jack her for 200+ G's . Our friend is crazy but I guess that will always be her style. Sorry Hollywood Nails if I just told everyone about this but I'm only saying, I like how you operate.

Okay, come back soon.