Wednesday, February 25, 2009

KFC ... I'm Gonna Crack You Soon!


So, I don't have much going on in my life except rejection, stretchy pants, and my creativity. Yeah, you don't need to let me know how awesome I am.

My new totally-random-no-reason-except-I'm-bored-with-a-countertop-deep-fryer obsession? Figuring out KFC's closely guarded 11 secret spices and herbs. Yeah, who's awesome now!!??!!

While I haven't cracked KFC just yet, I think I'm pretty close to Popeye's. My current fried chicken recipe has a nice kick to it in that spicy Popeye-esque way so I'll need to turn down the notch on the heat. Its tasty, but its no KFC and KFC is my gold standard.

Alright, alright. I suppose this may mean I need to get out of the house soon, but this is one project I'm doing for America. And, Barack Obama told me last night that I can't quit on myself cuz then I'll be quitting on America. So there.

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