Someone Needs Maury!!

Have you heard about this kid with the kid? SO WILD. Read it here, if you think you can stand it: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1145845/I-DNA-test-says-Alfie-teenagers-claim-father.html

So it was already big news that this baby daddy looked literally like a baby, but now we're talking about DNA tests cuz there might be other baby daddies??

Seriously, who is the father??!!?? Sounds like this is a job for my main man, Maury Povich. Fifteen year old British gal Chantelle Steadman just had a baby and the world is anxiously waiting to see if the baby daddy is the 13, 14, or 16 year old? Results please ... and the dramatic "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" Love that shizz.