Natch, I can't go without some fashion commentary. First, why does Jessica Biel bother me so? Is it because she somehow miraculously landed Justin Timberlake? Or is it because she just looks like a regular plain ole' chick to me ... I don't know what it is, but I just don't see A-List celebrity in her future. Anyway, her dress reminded me of Eva Mendes' from the Golden Globes but not in a good way ... and for that, Biel's stylist should be fired. Eva looked like a hot tamale, while Biel looked like she took a white sheet and tied it in two places. If you're gonna try to cop someone else's swagger, at least make sure you do it better! And Eva was rockin' that dress, so like I said, someone's stylist needs to find a new profession. Don't believe me? See for yourself:
(Picture of Eva Mendes from instyle.com; picture of Jessica Biel from E Online)
LOVE. LOVE. LOVE Angelina Jolie's emerald drop earrings. If I ever get hitched, those would be the earrings I would want to wear with my white gown. As for the dress, um ... remember Ursula from The Little Mermaid? 'Nuff said.
(Picture from justjared.buzznet.com)
My fashion icon Sarah Jessica Parker didn't wow me either, which hurts me deeply to say. Though, her boobs did look fantastic in that dress. And actually, I don't think the dress is that bad cuz she wears it really well ... I think my problem is that hair and makeup. It was not doing it for me at all and made her look old and played out. Am I right or am I right?
(Picture from http://www.styleonline.com/)
And, while I think Marisa Tomei is an awesome actress, she has been a fashion failure this entire awards season. She did do a little better at the Academy Awards wearing a gown that fit her well and was at least current, but that's not saying much compared to the pirate outfit or that awful yellow prom frock with the no-makeup-makeup face. So, for that, congrats Marisa Tomei for looking not as terrible as you usually do.
(Picture from http://www.styleonline.com/)
HATE. HATE. AND HATE EVEN MORE. Beyonce Knowles and her silly statue barbie pose. Please stop. You look weird and uncomfortable ... and that makes me uncomfortable to look at you. Not enjoyable for anyone so do us all a favor and relax.
(Picture from www.styleonline.com)
Finally, a surprise guest at the Academy Awards? Alicia Keys. I actually thought she looked really pretty while presenting with that kid Zac Efron. Her makeup was not overly done and I liked that she wore a bright color. Plus, she was oozing confidence like she knew she was looking fierce. My personal favorite of the night.
(Picture from www.styleonline.com)
Another honorable mention for me is Freida Pinto. Something about that one-armed lacey sleeve. I think this dress would look horrible on a lot of other people, but I think with her petite stature and complexion, she's able to make this dress look good. So, kudos to you Freida for making an almost ugly dress into red carpet worthy.
(Picture from www.justjared.buzznet.com)
Everyone else? Pretty dresses, but no real standouts. Like I said, just kinda bleh all around.
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