I'm Back! Not a Kell-amity ...

Alright, after a couple of weeks of feeling sorry for myself, I'm back to blogging. Mostly because I have so much to say about Real Housewives of New York! The best clip ever:



First point: TEAM BETHENY ALL THE WAY! Kelly needs to get pushed off her high horse stat. I do give it up to Kelly for having some major cajones ... who schedules a meeting to bitch someone out, and then shows up late to said meeting. That's pretty awesome ... an extra douchey move for a douchey meeting.

Second point: Countess is getting de-counted ... happy or sad about this development? I'm not sure. Does this mean we can just call her LuAnn now?

Finally: Ramona's husband Mario ... WEIRDO! I love that he considers himself a professional tennis player and is getting his panties in a bunch over the match with Jill (who, by the way, is my WAY favorite!).

I know I shouldn't love this show, but I am addicted ... it is beyond ridiculous and over the top, but SOOOO good.

Real Housewives Of New York ... Love It Or Hate It?

Bravo has given me so much in my life ... Top Chef, Project Runway, and the entire Real Housewives series. I don't want to like it, but I can't help myself ... I'm an addict for the crazies.

What's up with the Countess? Gawd, someone needs to push her off her high horse. Though, I won't lie ... if I was a Countess, I'd probably make everyone call me Countess just for shizz and giggles.

And, surprisingly, I'm liking Betheny now. I was not a fan before, but I'm kinda digging her angry, bitter, cynical ass self. Bitch on, bitch.

Ramona?!? Stop with the sugar booger cuz your eyes are gonna pop out of your head if you snort anymore lines. Is it just me?

Alex and Simon ... oh, Alex and Simon ... weird meets weirder.

Finally, my favorite gal of the show: Jill! Chatterbox Jill is hilarious and is probably the Long Island version of NeNe from Atlanta ... talks hella trash about anything and everything. LOVE HER.

Oh, and the new one? BORING.