Mad Monday Drama!

It's Monday, right? Lawdy-lawdy, there sure is a lot to discuss today!

First, back to the baby-making machine, Nadya Suleman. NBC aired the rest of the wack job's interview with Ann Curry, which I've posted so you can really see the crazy.

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AND THE BABIES. Poor things. Can you imagine having nutty Nadya as your moms? Seriously, she's got the "if you look at me wrong, I'll cut you" eyes. Scary. And weird.

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OH, BUT THAT'S NOT THE END OF IT!! Grandma put her daughter on blast, for reals. Not to be outdone by the Today show, Good Morning America scored this exclusive interview with Grandma.



Is it just me or does Grandma seem like she's missing a screw too?

Maury, you better get on this stat. Nothing would make me happier than to have a special EIGHT part series (get it? EIGHT ... alright, lame joke alert) on his award winning series "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" focusing on the Suleman saga.

TIME TO PUT THE CUCKOO BACK IN THE CLOCK

Uh, anyone see the Today show interview with Ann Curry and Nadya Suleman, i.e., the crazy woman who doesn't think she's crazy? Well, here it is for your viewing and judgmental pleasure:

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I'm sorry but homegirl says that she will not accept welfare and that she's gonna somehow live on love. Hm, love don't pay the rent lady. OH WAIT, YOU DON'T PAY RENT BECAUSE YOU LIVE AT HOME WITH YOUR PARENTS! And, right, you don't pay bills and since you don't have a job, you had to file for bankruptcy. I get it ... "love" somehow makes being utterly useless acceptable these days?

And, I don't know about you, but crazy Suleman claims that she had helluv kids because she came from a dysfunctional family. I'm assuming she's talking about her own mom and pops, and if that's true, then why is grandma and grandpa (aka the reason for her dysfunctional family) now taking care of all the kids?

Oh, and I forgot the best part. She's gonna go back to school ... um, okay ... stay with me on this. She has 14 kids under 8, does not have a job, refuses on "principle" to accept welfare (because that's beneath her apparently), and now wants to be a student? Because being a student is lucrative? Either this lady is an evil genius, or she is seriously mental.

I know, I know. It is an early morning rant, but seriously!! Crazy Suleman better use her worthless PR people to get her some endorsements or tabloid money, cuz there's no way in hell she can pull the "love" card at the market.