To Watch Or Not To Watch.

NOOOOOO!!! Oh my gawd ... Octomom is getting a reality show or what she calls "a documentary" of her children. Why watch Octomom when we already have the Duggars and Jon & Kate Plus 8?

The Showdown Between Crazy 1 and Crazy 2

I am a glutton for punishment. I blame the depression, loneliness, and this wretched economy. Seriously, I don't want to look but I can't help myself!! This octuplets mess is just SO fricken addictive. But, maybe that's just me. I do watch Maury and can proudly (or with shame) say that I have attended a Jerry Springer show.

Anyway, you MUST go to www.radaronline.com to watch the video of Mom and Grandma to the octuplets. I can't tell if I'm being punk'd or if this is for real, because it is that insane. LOOK AT THEM! That old cliche of the pot calling the kettle black doesn't even come close to describing these two.

ENJOY the two-part series here: http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/02/octomom-erupts-video-showdown-with-her-mom-over-babies.php

A Whole Gang Of Kids

The baby daddy emerges in the craziness that is the octuplets and their cuckoo mama, Nadya Suleman. Well, maybe not the real baby daddy but someone who apparently wants to be involved in this hot mess.

This schmuck Dennis Beaudoin is claiming to be the father, even though Nutty Nadya has said publicly that Dennis is not the father. Come again? DENNIS!! What is wrong with you?!? Why, why, why do you want back in this lady's life and get yourself involved in this public example of why we might want to consider sterilization all over again.



Now, the circle of crazy is complete. Something must be in the water in that part of LA county ... remind me to drive faster through that part of town else I may inhale whatever's gone airborne.

Here's the article and link to the video on HuffPo: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/02/23/denis-beaudoin-possible-o_n_169182.html

O+O: Octuplets and Oprah

Just a reminder to set your Tivo to catch Oprah next Tuesday for the appearance of Grandpa Suleman, father of crazy Nadya and grandfather to the infamous octuplets. Apparently, he's gonna confirm the obvious: Nadya most definitely needs to put her cuckoo back in the clock.

Can't wait to see whether Grandpa Suleman is also a wack job. I will cross my fingers that he may be the only sane one in this group. Cuz if Grandpa has issues, then the whole family is in trouble, which means we have 14 potential crazies joining America's population.

The Octuplets Daddy Emerges?!?

Holy.Cow. Can it be true?? I just read on HuffPo that the octuplets' alleged baby daddy is getting interviewed by Good Morning America!! I cannot wait to see who this schmuck is. The highlight of this interview thus far? He claims that he made a sperm donation at home and Nutty Nadya kept it between her boobies to keep it warm. Uh, say what?!? Awesome. And more awesome. This lady belongs in the looney bin and potential octuplets' daddy should've taken his sperm and flushed it down the toilet.

Check the article here: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/02/21/nadya-suleman-sperm-donor_n_168870.html

Set your Tivo! This is a must see event.

Octuplets Mom = New Kevin Bacon

Man oh man. I am officially two degrees separated from Nadya Suleman, infamous mother of octuplets.

I just found out that my former mentor at my old firm went to high school with Nutty Nadya!!! OMG! What the eff, right? And, not just a classmate, but actually good friends with the wack job!

I think this makes me official ... like, I totally have my fingers on the pulse of America. Dang, that is way street cred. Word.

Crazy Spawns Crazy.

Sorry, I can't help it. This octuplets story just keeps getting juicier and juicier and I just can't stop watching the madness. I'm an addict for the crazies.

So, Grandma did another interview with the Early Show on CBS where she talks about her crazy daughter getting implanted with hella fertilized eggs. Seriously, look at this woman's face. Grandma is TOTALLY a wack job too. I mean, watch the video! Crazy eyes. Check. Uncomfortable smiling. Check. Disillusioned. Check. Weird manic laughter. Check.



I've got five on it that there's another child somewhere that's locked in the basement.

Don't Look If You're Eating.

I saw this on TMZ and found it highly disturbing. Is it wrong that I think pregnancies like these are gross? Which, natch, will mean that should I ever spawn, I will look like this ... and probably worse. And, I probably will be carrying only one demon child, not eight.

Ew. Cover that shizz up, please.

Nadya, not you again!!

Alright, wack job mother of eight, Nadya Suleman just can't catch a break. And, I kinda don't think she wants to. Nutty Nadya (or her awful PR people) has set up a website for donations, cuz obviously an unemployed single young mother of 14 children, all under 8 years old, without a trust fund or inheritance can't do this alone.

And since its not enough that the taxpayers are providing food stamps and paying her medical bills via Medical, she's now gone directly to the people for a bail out. Well, at least we know she's an American cuz asking for a bail out is sooooo the new trend. Check out the full article on her at Huffington Post: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/02/11/octuplet-mom-nadya-sulema_n_166030.html

I'm pretty sure that if I default on my student loans, stop paying my credit cards, and fail to pay my monthly rent because I CHOSE TO AND OF MY OWN FREE WILL, my ass will be out on the street and NO ONE would be willing to donate to me to bail me out.

Mad Monday Drama!

It's Monday, right? Lawdy-lawdy, there sure is a lot to discuss today!

First, back to the baby-making machine, Nadya Suleman. NBC aired the rest of the wack job's interview with Ann Curry, which I've posted so you can really see the crazy.

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AND THE BABIES. Poor things. Can you imagine having nutty Nadya as your moms? Seriously, she's got the "if you look at me wrong, I'll cut you" eyes. Scary. And weird.

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OH, BUT THAT'S NOT THE END OF IT!! Grandma put her daughter on blast, for reals. Not to be outdone by the Today show, Good Morning America scored this exclusive interview with Grandma.



Is it just me or does Grandma seem like she's missing a screw too?

Maury, you better get on this stat. Nothing would make me happier than to have a special EIGHT part series (get it? EIGHT ... alright, lame joke alert) on his award winning series "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" focusing on the Suleman saga.

TIME TO PUT THE CUCKOO BACK IN THE CLOCK

Uh, anyone see the Today show interview with Ann Curry and Nadya Suleman, i.e., the crazy woman who doesn't think she's crazy? Well, here it is for your viewing and judgmental pleasure:

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I'm sorry but homegirl says that she will not accept welfare and that she's gonna somehow live on love. Hm, love don't pay the rent lady. OH WAIT, YOU DON'T PAY RENT BECAUSE YOU LIVE AT HOME WITH YOUR PARENTS! And, right, you don't pay bills and since you don't have a job, you had to file for bankruptcy. I get it ... "love" somehow makes being utterly useless acceptable these days?

And, I don't know about you, but crazy Suleman claims that she had helluv kids because she came from a dysfunctional family. I'm assuming she's talking about her own mom and pops, and if that's true, then why is grandma and grandpa (aka the reason for her dysfunctional family) now taking care of all the kids?

Oh, and I forgot the best part. She's gonna go back to school ... um, okay ... stay with me on this. She has 14 kids under 8, does not have a job, refuses on "principle" to accept welfare (because that's beneath her apparently), and now wants to be a student? Because being a student is lucrative? Either this lady is an evil genius, or she is seriously mental.

I know, I know. It is an early morning rant, but seriously!! Crazy Suleman better use her worthless PR people to get her some endorsements or tabloid money, cuz there's no way in hell she can pull the "love" card at the market.