To Watch Or Not To Watch.

NOOOOOO!!! Oh my gawd ... Octomom is getting a reality show or what she calls "a documentary" of her children. Why watch Octomom when we already have the Duggars and Jon & Kate Plus 8?

The Lessons Of Sex And The City

I discovered that Time Warner cable has finally done something good for me, and I may now forgive them for all their past wrongs against me, particularly for the cable guy that took 6 months to come.

Why the sense of forgiveness? The "On Demand" function has an HBO On Demand channel where I can watch all the old episodes of Sex And The City whenever I want! And man, are those episodes more relevant to my life than ever before.

I've turned into a 30-something single gal with my profession in shambles and totally lost in love. I have a group of great friends who are moving forward in their lives, our friendships are inevitably changing, and I'm feeling somehow left behind in the single girl world of loserdome without house, husband, or child ... not even a furry animal to take comfort in.

But I do have Sex And The City! The best lesson? If I'm 35 and still alone, I'm totally registering for shoes ... really great Christian Louboutin shoes ... lots of them. And maybe some spas. And maybe a "honeymoon" fund so I can celebrate love for myself while on an African safari in Zimbabwe.

Lollipop Heads On 90210. Gross.

When the 90210 second generation came out, they got a whole lot of shizz for their apparent support for anorexics united. Seriously! The girls on this show are WAY underweight and are that type of gross skinny where your head looks too big for your body ... you know, lollipop heads.

Anyway, tonight welcomed the return of Tori Spelling ... YES! DONNA MARTIN GRADUATES!!! But, she looked weird and I couldn't watch the show. She stood next to Silver, her half-sister-in-law on the show (remember, Kelly Taylor's mom married David Silver's dad and produced a baby?) and it was like watching adult women with prepubescent girl bodies ... ick. Even Spelling's weird fake boobs looked flat! I'm pretty sure when your big fake boobies no longer look fake or big because of some extreme weight loss, its time to eat a burger.

Lindsay Lohan on eHarmony?!?

Amidst all the rumors of boozing, restraining orders, and all around cuckoo stalker behavior, Lindsay Lohan made a response video on Funny or Die ... she still looks off-balanced and like she's about to cut someone, but at least she can joke about the pending relapse/breakdown.

Lindsay Lohan's eHarmony Profile from Lindsay Lohan

Is Stringer Bell Worth $12?

So, my ultimate dream guy Stringer Bell (real name Idris Elba) from the best show ever seen on television, The Wire, (well, aside from Quantum Leap) is in a new movie with Beyonce and Ali Larter called "Obsessed" which is coming out in the next couple of weeks. Check out the trailer below:



Yes, we're talking about what looks to be a major craptastic movie. And on top of it, looks like Stringer has shaved his goatee off and now kinda looks funny ... more corporate and less drug dealer. Not sure if I like this new look. And, lest you have already forgotten, I am broke and unemployed so not sure if I want to spend my 20 duckets on a snoozer like this when I can eat for a week.

Alright, who am I kidding?? I'm TOTALLY going to watch it with Happy Blind Bat, who is a great movie date except for the fact that she hates eating my dry, butter-free popcorn. It has now become tradition for me to order it, and for her to eat a handful so that she can complain about how dry the popcorn is. It ain't a movie without popcorn folks!

Chris Brown Finds New Victim ...

Yowzers. The blogosphere is reporting that Chris Brown has found a new girlfriend, or as some cynics would say (including me), a new girl to lash out at. Oddly enough, the new girlfriend is allegedly Natalie Mejia, the dumb Latina chick from the reality-show-turned-pop-group Girlicious. You know, the one who made this insightful observation: "Beauty is a talent." And, because it is too good to miss, here's a refresher ...

Yeah, clearly she's not the brightest chick around ... as evidenced by her choice of boyfriends. But even dumb arrogant chicks like Natalie don't deserve an ass whooping from their boyfriends, so in feminine solidarity, I hope someone in the Girlicious camp puts an end to this shenanigan soon.

Wee-Wee Pads In The White House?

The First Puppy! The cutie patootie's name is Bo, named after Bo Diddley and Michelle Obama's late father whose nickname was Diddley.

Bo's no Maynard but super cute nevertheless.







When do you think we can expect to hear about a puppy accident in the Oval Office?