For reals, Chris Brown?

Yeah, I know its been over a week since the Chris-Brown-Rihanna saga started, but I am really still in disbelief over all of this.

And, Chris Brown has the worst PR staff in the business. When you beat up your girlfriend, this is not an "unfortunate" situtation. And, stop talking about God making you a better person, cuz neither the public nor God wants to hear that you're gonna emerge from this stronger. Uh, you're not the victim here mister. And finally, the its-not-as-bad-as-it-seems crap NEVER works because punching her only once in the face doesn't make it any better.

The latest gossip-psuedo-journalism site that is definitely my number one site to visit for all the crazy gossip in R&B and hip-hop, Media Takeout, is "reporting" that the fight was about HERPES! YES, HERPES! Allegedly, Rihanna got the shizz from Jay Z and she passed it on to Chris Brown, which is why Chris Brown felt the need to give her an ass whooping. Read here for ya self: http://www.mediatakeout.com/2009/30673-top_florida_paper_prints_jay_z-_rihanna_-_chris_brown_herpes_rumor.html

WOW. Yowzers, right?? I don't know if we'll get the real scoop anytime soon, but the saddest part of all of this is that Chris Brown will probably be back making music in a couple of months. Uh, hello, Hollywood doesn't have morals cuz money will buy you out of anything. Woody Allen boned his wife's adopted daughter and people still watch his movies. That Polanski guy has been on the run for years in France because he's a certified child molester, and people still adore his work. And the perfect example that you can always recover from scandal? R. fricken Kelly! That guy was making music while he was still on trial!!!

America, grow a pair and stop supporting these losers.

Are you kidding me, Chris Brown?

As it is Mad Monday Drama, turns out that R&B superstar Chris Brown did not want to feel left out and felt the need to one up the octuplets scoop. So he beat on Rihanna. I guess that's one way to become the talk of the town.

(picture from Celebrity Vibe and TMZ.com)

Word on the blogosphere from TMZ to Media Takeout to Perez Hilton are all reporting that the woman who called cops in the wee hours of Sunday morning (and whose name LAPD did not disclose) claiming that Brown assaulted her was none other than Rihanna!! Holy.Cow.WTF?!? So both were no-shows at the Grammys, Brown turns himself into the cops, gets released on bail, and everyone has now gone into their respective bomb shelters ... who knows when they'll re-emerge. What does this mean for us? Lots of speculation, innuendos, and rumors.

Chris, Chris, Chris. Really??? Why oh why? You have money, you have fame, and you have a hot girlfriend. I always wanna choke someone, but dang ... show some restraint cuz you'll lose it all in a hot second of rage.

I already had to forgive Clinton for Monica, Kobe for his Colorado bimbo, and T.I. for arming himself with AK-47s allegedly to protect himself. I can't take another idiot.